F-Caw-F Rooster Door Knocker
F-Caw-F Rooster Door Knocker
Some roosters greet the morning. This one has a message for it.
Cut from maple and measuring approximately 15 inches round, this door knocker pairs a wide-eyed rooster with the gloriously unimpressed “F-CAW-F!” phrase. The natural wood ring and star cutouts frame the colourful, layered rooster, giving your front door plenty of personality before anyone even rings the bell.
It’s a welcome sign for people who appreciate a good joke—and fair warning for anyone arriving before coffee.
Details
- Approximately 15 inches round
- Cut from maple with natural wood grain
- Layered, colourful rooster design
- “F-CAW-F!” lettering and star cutouts
- Twine hanger for display
- Handmade in Burlington, Ontario
- Natural grain and hand-finished details may vary slightly
Yep, actual humans made this. We caught you looking.
Real wood. Real grain. Real knots. Nature refuses to make two exactly alike.
A little craftsmanship, a little personality, and occasionally a questionable joke.
A Few Things to Know
Made with quality materials, a lot of care, and just enough personality to keep things interesting. Because many of our products are made from natural wood, grain, colour, knots and other little quirks will vary from piece to piece. That’s part of the charm — no two are exactly alike.
Product-specific details such as size, materials, finish and what’s included are listed in the main description above.
Shipping & Returns
We make, finish and pack your order in Burlington, Ontario. Please allow up to 5 business days before it ships. Custom and personalized pieces may take longer—we’ll discuss the timing before work begins.
Once shipped, estimated delivery is 4–10 business days within Canada and 7–20 business days internationally. These are estimates; postal services occasionally have their own creative interpretation of a schedule. International duties and taxes are the buyer’s responsibility.
Changed your mind? Eligible items can be returned within 30 days of delivery, with return shipping at your expense. Custom and personalized items, Pop-Out Kits, and sale or clearance items are final sale.
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of the shipping date so we can help sort it out.
See our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy for the full details.