Ornaments

Our ornaments are made to be the kind people actually notice.

Some are funny, some are festive, some are a little inappropriate, and some just make you smile when you hang them on the tree. Each one is made from wood, finished by hand, and designed to feel like something worth keeping rather than another bit of holiday filler.

You’ll find everything from layered and painted designs to engraved pieces, snow-globe styles, and a few that probably say exactly what you were already thinking.

Hang one on your tree, give one as a gift, or start a collection that gets a little more questionable every year.

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