This Mom Drops Bombs Cedar Coaster

This Mom Drops Bombs Cedar Coaster

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This Mom Drops Bombs Cedar Coaster
  • This Mom Drops Bombs Cedar Coaster
  • This Mom Drops Bombs Cedar Coaster
This Mom Drops Bombs Cedar Coaster

This Mom Drops Bombs Cedar Coaster

$8.00
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“This mom drops the F-bomb a lot.” Laser engraved on cedar for mothers who provide love, guidance and a vocabulary the children have been specifically instructed not to repeat.

Yep, actual humans made this. We caught you looking.

Real wood. Real grain. Real knots. Nature refuses to make two exactly alike.

A little craftsmanship, a little personality, and occasionally a questionable joke.
Product Details
  • Genuine natural cedar
  • Approximately square, with natural variations in shape
  • Approx. 3½" × 3½"
  • Approx. ½" thick
  • End-grain construction
  • Laser engraved
  • Cut and hand-sanded
  • Ready to use
  • Made in Burlington, Ontario
How It’s Made

Each coaster is cut, hand-sanded and laser engraved in our Burlington workshop, then checked and finished by hand before it heads out the door.
About the Material

Natural cedar has its own grain, colour and markings, so no two coasters will look exactly alike. Those variations aren’t flaws; they’re part of what gives each piece its character.
Care & Maintenance

Cedar is pretty low-maintenance, which is one of the reasons we like it. If your coaster gets wet, just wipe it off and let it dry naturally. For the occasional deeper clean, use a damp cloth and mild soap. Avoid soaking it or putting it in the dishwasher — it’s a coaster, not a canoe.
Shipping & Returns

We make, finish and pack your order in Burlington, Ontario. Please allow up to 5 business days before it ships. Custom and personalized pieces may take longer—we’ll discuss the timing before work begins.
Once shipped, estimated delivery is 4–10 business days within Canada and 7–20 business days internationally. These are estimates; postal services occasionally have their own creative interpretation of a schedule. International duties and taxes are the buyer’s responsibility.

Changed your mind? Eligible items can be returned within 30 days of delivery, with return shipping at your expense. Custom and personalized items, Pop-Out Kits, and sale or clearance items are final sale.
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of the shipping date so we can help sort it out.

See our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy for the full details.

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