Shit & Split Washroom Sign
Shit & Split Washroom Sign
Bring a little honesty—and a lot of laughter—to your loo with this 6-inch round wooden sign, boldly reminding guests that your bathroom is not a Wi-Fi lounge. Laser-engraved with just the right amount of sass and hung by sturdy twine, it politely (but firmly) encourages everyone to handle their business and make like a tree: leave. Perfect funny addition to your washroom travels!
Made with Maple wood and laser engraved.
Yep, actual humans made this. We caught you looking.
Real wood. Real grain. Real knots. Nature refuses to make two exactly alike.
A little craftsmanship, a little personality, and occasionally a questionable joke.
A Few Things to Know
Made with quality materials, a lot of care, and just enough personality to keep things interesting. Because many of our products are made from natural wood, grain, colour, knots and other little quirks will vary from piece to piece. That’s part of the charm — no two are exactly alike.
Product-specific details such as size, materials, finish and what’s included are listed in the main description above.
Shipping & Returns
We make, finish and pack your order in Burlington, Ontario. Please allow up to 5 business days before it ships. Custom and personalized pieces may take longer—we’ll discuss the timing before work begins.
Once shipped, estimated delivery is 4–10 business days within Canada and 7–20 business days internationally. These are estimates; postal services occasionally have their own creative interpretation of a schedule. International duties and taxes are the buyer’s responsibility.
Changed your mind? Eligible items can be returned within 30 days of delivery, with return shipping at your expense. Custom and personalized items, Pop-Out Kits, and sale or clearance items are final sale.
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of the shipping date so we can help sort it out.
See our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy for the full details.